"So this giant rock turtle erupts out of the earth and proceeds to eat the construction equipment-"
"Fred, just shut up and help me put up this sign, we all know E.L.F. actually blew up the equipment."
"Bob, that's just what they want you to think, it was actually controled by the cute widdle kitties from China."
"Fred, you need serious help man."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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