[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos -- META DAY - 07/21/2004 by Lauren
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He was tall, dark and handsome and had a sense of self that people found irresistable.

She had such a facility with her tongue that she needed to be under guard 24-7.

And yet, the children produced by Mort and Mrs. Mort were were the most frightening offspring imaginable.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Tee hee! Lauren was waiting in ambush!
<mypalmike> The tongue that needed to be under guard 24-7!
<Mort> Woah children?? Calm down!

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