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Most Emailed Photos -- META DAY - 07/21/2004 by Lauren
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He was tall, dark and handsome and had a sense of self that people found irresistable.

She had such a facility with her tongue that she needed to be under guard 24-7.

And yet, the children produced by Mort and Mrs. Mort were were the most frightening offspring imaginable.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Tee hee! Lauren was waiting in ambush!
<mypalmike> The tongue that needed to be under guard 24-7!
<Mort> Woah children?? Calm down!

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