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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/01/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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My ex-girlfriend was a tom-boy.

She wasn't interested in sex much so I used to jerk off to tv babes. It became addictive.

That was 30 years ago and my fist is still clenched fast in this way. And the blindness is permanent- those old wives tales are true. I'm a cauldron of frustration- aaaah!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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This week's Axe Wielding Murderer is

Pedro Gonzales



The Lara Flynn's Boils are: Allaran, David Byrden, obtuse and Noone of concern.

There are 10 messages for this day.
<3Suns> WHAT HAPPEN!?!?!
<shininglion> Totally unrelated to most everything, but...

I hated Ms. USA... I have never seen someone so fake in my entire life. And Ms. India got the shaft.

<shininglion> SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB!!!
<Axolotl> [nitpick) Actually it's 'somebody set up us the bomb' [/nitpick]

I still think AYBABTU is one of the greastest pieces of literature of the recent years.

It's captures the feeling you get when dealing with a huge corporation, a government agentcy, or any kind of bureaucracy.

You can't fight it with reason or wit. CATS is not interested in what you have to say, because he owns all your bases and there's nothing you can do.

Except to launch every 'zig.

For great justice!

<Pedro Gonzales> Does that soccer girl remind anyone else of sabrina the teenage witch?
<ajiav> poor jack nicholson, it must be hard rooting for the team that always wins
<Mort> Some comments might be help picking a winner.
<obtuse> What you say !!
<obtuse> Hey guy, do I have a link for you... No pictures, but still not for the faint of stomach.

...www.guardian.co.uk...

<Carol> That soccer girl is very Sabrina, thanks Pedro, now I don't have to rack my brain.


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