"I done told you twice now to keep off the Capitol lawn, Missus Love...
We all liked yer husband's record albums, don't get me wrong...
"But we can't have you out here raisin' a ruckus every time you be showin' yer boobies to some elementary school field trip.
"No, I ain't got no interest in them parts, neither..."
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