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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/11/2004 by jordie3
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When I was younger, I wanted to be an astronaut, and travel to faraway worlds and explore strange new places.

But then I found out I was deathly afraid of heights, so I decided that I'd become a pet photographer.

But then I got these fabulous boobs, and I said, "Screw it!"

And I haven't looked back since.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> Ah... so that's how it happened.

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