"Welcome to New Zealand, where the Men are men, the women are too, and the sheeps' assholes are sore!"
"Anybody? No? OK, here's another one..."
"What is the difference between the Rolling Stones, and a Scotsman?"
"One says 'Hey you, get off my cloud!' and the other says "Hey Macleod, get off my ewe!'"
"This audience f*cking sucks."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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