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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/21/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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I would like to show you my pole.

It is rock hard and waiting for you.

It is okay that you are a big girl because you are sweet.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> "Pole" Hahahaha
<ajiav> 
<0100101001> blah
<Kumiho> I found it funny, Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> It's funnier if you talk like Ahrrnold...
<0100101001> hey, yeah, it is funnier that way!
<mypalmike> Nice.
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah, but even reading the bible is funnier if you read it like Ahrrnnnold....

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