[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/21/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

I would like to show you my pole.

It is rock hard and waiting for you.

It is okay that you are a big girl because you are sweet.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:09drooled over #7


Current Users

There have been 32 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:41Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:40Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:38Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:36Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:34Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:30Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:26Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:12Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:50Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:37Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:30Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:29Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:36Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:06Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:04Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:41Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:39Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:26Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:31Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:11Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:07Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:54Caption #728

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> "Pole" Hahahaha
<ajiav> 
<0100101001> blah
<Kumiho> I found it funny, Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> It's funnier if you talk like Ahrrnold...
<0100101001> hey, yeah, it is funnier that way!
<mypalmike> Nice.
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah, but even reading the bible is funnier if you read it like Ahrrnnnold....

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post