"A now-armless George Lucas has just barely escaped with his life from a bizzare ordeal: Kidnapped by a digruntled platoon of Star Trek fans, Lucas was forced to watch The Empire Strikes Back repeatedly, with a portion of his arm cut off at the Luke/Vader confrontation scene."
"The ringleaders, a nondescript male and female caucasian pair, hoped to force Lucas to 'realize what complete crap Episodes I and II were' before he wrapped up production on Episode III. The two escaped in a replica Mach V from Speedracer. Authorities have asked Racer X for help in their investigation."
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