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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/06/2004 by guyPaulo
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Internet porn has really made me jaded.

Hhhmmmm, young blonde 13 year olds with bare midriffs blowing things. Yawn.


Hot Asian girl massaging a studly dog......BORING!!!

I swear, is their nothing online to turn me on?!?


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(weeps)Thanks you god(weeps)

Can someone hand me a tissue? Better make it a paper towel.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Damp terry cloth is much better at wiping that up, guy.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe...sticky keyboards.
<guyPaulo> I'm gonna need a can of rubbing alcohol and a blowtorch to un-goo my keyboard.
<Kumiho> LOL

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