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Most Emailed Photos - 03/28/2004 by yoyology
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In the animal kingdom, childbirth is radically different.

Here we see an orangutan unboxing her new infant and cleaning off the packing material.

Miniature pinschers are literally "delivered", handed to their parent as fully formed adults by a courier service.

Gorillas have it much harder. For them, some assembly is required.


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<Hysterical Woman> Hehehehehehehehe....packing material.
<mypalmike> Yeah, packing material is funny.

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