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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/16/2004 by Attila the Hon
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"Plastics, boy! Plastics is the FUTURE! Go into plastics!"

"Tchotchkes, my son! The world loves tchotchkes!!"

"Silicone, dude! That's where it's at! There's a gold mine to be found in SILICONE!!"
(Bathroom Mania)


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Hah! I like this one!
<Cookieus Hackus> Damn, are you telling me those are fake boobs? I must perform a closer inspection...
<3Suns> All wise investments.
<VMI Bran> well, if I had to dedicate myself to one of those products . . .
<Kumiho> Silicon is SO overdone.
<Cartdog71> Silicone ie too messy...

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