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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by I am not saying
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Morticia, trying to appear seductive, was completely oblivious to the unsightly stain caused by her flatulence.

While Elvis and mypalmike tittered away, guyPaulo climbed to a loftier perch, the better to enjoy the aroma.

Mort, ever conscious of his role as a spouse, donned his backpack power-washer and approached his wife with caution.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> omg...........(crying)....
<mypalmike> That is just teh nasty.
<ElvisThePelvis> HAHAHHAHA!
<Mark> oh dear goddess ...

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