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Most Emailed Photos - 04/18/2004 by Mort
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Mother you are biased, you must admit I am a freak.

Rich men pay great money to hunt me,

and young men point at me and make rude gestures with their balls.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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It seems to be ladies' day at Most Emailed.

Girls check out the virile man holding that long shaft in the middle and the guy on the right showing off his "Prince William".

There are 4 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> What? No snub nosed langurs?
<Julie> Mort you are Prince William.
<jordie3> Prince William's hot. Just seeing that picture, well, yeah.
<mark> need sex with men

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