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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004 by obtuse
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Guy is in a meeting today,
earning his keep.

But his thoughts are on bitches, dildos, and sheep.

I sing you this song
so you don't get concerned

The crass will return with that hilarious creep.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 12 comments for this caption.

<mypalmike> Nice!
<3Suns> That girl in the middle pic? No, I've never meta.
<H. Monkey> It's good, but there was no reference to excrement.
<ElvisThePelvis> Mmmmm....
<guyPaulo> teehee!
<mypalmike> No one will ever read this, but 3suns' "never meta" joke is teh new sexy.
<Lauren> I thought so too, Mike.
<arian brotherhood> i hate japs
<arian brotherhood> germany against the world
<dblock7> ur a fag

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