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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by guyPaulo
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A strange flair-up by the sun caused extreme global-warming this year, including the complete melting of the north pole.

As a result, the pole becomes a bizarre tourist trap, as visitors bask in the glow of the solor radiation.

"Rob? It me, Santa. Yeah, this weather is great at the pole now! I've got a great tan, and this 'Adkins Diet' thing is working like gangbusters. Uh, let me run, Rob. There's a couple of honey's here that need to sit in Santa'a lap. Ciao babe!"

Santa's celebrity status was jeopordized, however, when Rudolph was caught smuggling exotic, long-haired miniature reindeers out of the pole and into the worldwide miniature reindeer blackmarket.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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