After a long and perilous trek across deepest darkest Brazil (during which she had to barter away most of her clothes) Jeza finally made it to the Lost City.
"Huzzah!" She cried.
Very quickly our brave anthropologist began noting the customs and habit of the the Lost City dwellers, including this bizzare ritual of 'assissting' elders.
But strangest of all she noted were the sacred beasts of the City, which one had to make 'offerings' to.
After coming away from one such encounter of the furry kind Jeza began to wonder if she shouldn't just have staid at home.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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