I should 'uh known the end times was comin' when my cows asked me for some church clothes.
The rapture started real subtle-like...
I felt a tuggin' on my whiskers...
Off we was into the sky, makin' friendly-like with Jesus and President Washington.
My cows was there, too. It was the best birthday, ever.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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