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We will discover the ultimate fate of Jar-Jar and his fellow Gungans.

George Lucas's DVD Release of the original
Star Wars Trilogy
will feature a number of new scenes...

We will discover the reason Yoda wanted a secret greenhouse in the swamps of Dagobah and the terrible addiction that led him to it.

And Lukes second sister will be relvealed-- literally.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Axolotl> Snort!
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehehe...the force is stong with this one.
<3Suns> [Darth Vader voice] Christina... I am your genie in a bottle![/Darth Vader voice]
<Jmofwiw> INTERIOR: Darth Vader's Cockpit.
Darth Vader calmly adjusts his control stick as the stars zoom by.

VADER: I'll take them myself! Cover me!

WINGMAN'S VOICE: (over speaker) Yes, sir.

<Jmofwiw> Mee-sah don't wanna be a Chinese Hot-a-Dog!
<guyPaulo> Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerers' ways Lord Jmofwiw.....

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