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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by guyPaulo
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After the creation of my "RoboKiti 3000" robot, I became rich and famous. A whole new world opened up to me!

These 3 girls all laughed at me in High School, but know I've hired them to wipe my butt and shave my back. How do ya like me now girls?

Best of all, I was able to get that disgusting third nipple removed. See? Only one nipple on this side now! Sweet!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Meta-static, guy!
<3Suns> RoboKiti Smash!
<mypalmike> The classic story of an avenged miserable childhood. Brings tears to me eyes.

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