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Most Emailed Photos - 01/14/2004 by obtuse
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"Girl, you are so fine, let's just skip the formalities and just exchange numbers."

"I love the way your waist tapirs, and the flare of your hips."

"Gimme a call sometime, so I can properly inspect your body without those...uh..charming undergarments."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Hey! No fair stealing my "tapir"-"taper" joke.
<mypalmike> Nice tapir joke!

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