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Most Emailed Photos - 01/11/2004 by David Byrden
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[YAWN]

Another morning.

Jesus, I weigh as much as an elephant.


Where's the mirror? Shit, I look like a dog. I was up till 3am on the Internet...

...the goddam keyboard is seared into my eyeballs. I see the afterimage underneath everything I look at.

What was I doing? Writing captions, actually.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> ha!
<3Suns> Ossum!
<guyPaulo> A great way to end the day. Kudoos!
<mypalmike> It would be funny if it weren't so true.
<Lauren> Great one!

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