Where's the mirror? Shit, I look like a dog. I was up till 3am on the Internet...
...the goddam keyboard is seared into my eyeballs. I see the afterimage underneath everything I look at.
What was I doing? Writing captions, actually.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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