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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/02/2003 by obtuse
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This past Halloween, I tripped over a black cat that was crossing my path and broke a mirror.

I didn't think much of it that animals started acting wierdly around me.

Though something did seem rather amiss when I got my belly button stuck in a Chinese fingertrap.


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<ElvisThePelvis> If the belly button is where one finger goes in a chinese fingertrap, where does the other finger go? Why didn't they show that part?
<Mort> Elvis you have a very smutty mind.

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