The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 42 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:37	Main Page
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:36	Main Page
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:35	Caption #2
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:34	Caption #511
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:33	Caption #2
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:32	Caption #461
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:31	Caption #4
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:30	Caption #34
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:29	Caption #7
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:28	Caption #314
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:27	Caption #29
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:26	Caption #207
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:25	Caption #545
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:24	Caption #6
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:23	Caption #3
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:22	Caption #24
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:20	Caption #75
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:17	Caption #9
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:16	Caption #784
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:13	Caption #128
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:12	Caption #595
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:09	Caption #424
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:08	Caption #45
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:07	Caption #754
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:06	Caption #277
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:05	Caption #63
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:04	Caption #951
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:02	Caption #365
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:01	Caption #195
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:59:00	Caption #725
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:58:59	Caption #322
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:58:56	Caption #313
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:58:54	Caption #476
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:58:53	Caption #358
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:58:52	Caption #450
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:58:50	Caption #902
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:58:48	Caption #562
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:58:45	Caption #69
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:58:44	Caption #613
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:58:43	Caption #470
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:58:40	Caption #627
Mr. Noname	Lurker	06:58:38	Caption #569

I wonder what other captions you could do with this group of images. I guess I will wait to see what turns up.

I don't like to use the signs of the end of the world format, it feels like cheating to me. It's the same thing as using individual news report to link together the images, it's cheap. An intricate story which involves all 3 images is by far a more skilled task. Although these images just screamed to be handled as signs of the end of the world.

You may also assume from this caption (and others) that I am some mad liberal, who hates everything republican. While this might be true, I reserve the right to satire everyone in power and celebrity. If it had been Bill Clinton in the last image instead of George Bush, the punchline caption would have read: Intern Mariah left Clinton with his head glowing.

Post message:

Name:

Message: Click the monkey to post