[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 10/13/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

The most important omens of Apocolypse

The birth of the beast of 6 legs.

Mariah Carey.

The coming of the anti-christ.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 115 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:29Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:27Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:21Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:19Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:18Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:16Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:09Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:08Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:03Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:00Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:54Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:50Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:47Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:40Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:29Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:17Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:08Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:01Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:58Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:47Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:38Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:37Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:26Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:22Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:17Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:13Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:07Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:00Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:58Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:57Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:47Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:43Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:36Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:32Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:29Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:27Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:25Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:21Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:15Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:04Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:55Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:49Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:46Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:45Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:43Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:38Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:33Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:26Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:21Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:17Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:15Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:08Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:00Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:57Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:49Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:39Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:30Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:26Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:23Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:22Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:15Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:12Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:06Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:02Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:56Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:52Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:43Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:36Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:35Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:34Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:25Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:18Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:17Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:15Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:10Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:06Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:57Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:53Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:51Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:50Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:47Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:37Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:26Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:24Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:16Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:57Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:56Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:52Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:50Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:35Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:26Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:16Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:10Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:04Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:03Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:54Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:52Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:48Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:46Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:43Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:38Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:28Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:18Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:08Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:04Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:58Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:50Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:46Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:40Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:34Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:32Caption #843

Board [Post Message]

I wonder what other captions you could do with this group of images. I guess I will wait to see what turns up.

I don't like to use the signs of the end of the world format, it feels like cheating to me. It's the same thing as using individual news report to link together the images, it's cheap. An intricate story which involves all 3 images is by far a more skilled task. Although these images just screamed to be handled as signs of the end of the world.

You may also assume from this caption (and others) that I am some mad liberal, who hates everything republican. While this might be true, I reserve the right to satire everyone in power and celebrity. If it had been Bill Clinton in the last image instead of George Bush, the punchline caption would have read: Intern Mariah left Clinton with his head glowing.


There are 1 messages for this day.
<Pedro Gonzales> That cow rocks! The six legged thing is cool too...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post