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Most Emailed Photos - 10/13/2003 by Mort
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The most important omens of Apocolypse

The birth of the beast of 6 legs.

Mariah Carey.

The coming of the anti-christ.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I wonder what other captions you could do with this group of images. I guess I will wait to see what turns up.

I don't like to use the signs of the end of the world format, it feels like cheating to me. It's the same thing as using individual news report to link together the images, it's cheap. An intricate story which involves all 3 images is by far a more skilled task. Although these images just screamed to be handled as signs of the end of the world.

You may also assume from this caption (and others) that I am some mad liberal, who hates everything republican. While this might be true, I reserve the right to satire everyone in power and celebrity. If it had been Bill Clinton in the last image instead of George Bush, the punchline caption would have read: Intern Mariah left Clinton with his head glowing.

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