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Most Emailed Photos - 08/21/2003 by Roger Mexico
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We are the Office of Homeland Security, and our job never ends! Here we have a Chechnyan gun-runner who applied for a job at K-Mart in the disguise of a junkie prom queen!

And here we have a toy panda stuffed with plastic explosive, won at a parochial school carnival in Sheboygan by one of our agents for his ADHD stepdaughter!

And here we have one of our "final solution" demolition crew about to risk his life tackling a device left behind the automatic nacho-cheese dispenser at a multiplex in Cherry Hill, New Jersey!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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