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Most Emailed Photos - 06/18/2003 by Mort
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People have different methods to get rid of that stubborn stain.
For some the power of racism is needed to get everything white.

For others the hot flames of sacrifice removes all moral stains.

My body is so hot, I don't have to care about wearing clothes or stains.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Ah! Social commentary about three different diverse types, which one are you?

Today was hard because for most of the time the top three pictures were all people demonstrating their message by setting themselves on fire. While I am truly awestruck by courage that must take, I also think that having three of those images up would be too disturbing to make light of.

Oh and I must give a shout out to Pinguino, since she mentions me in her blogs. She said she liked the site, but I know she lies, she is more scared of me than anyone since I live but 30 mins away

She did tell me to make the arrows bigger, so Pinguino your wish is my command!

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<ajiav> "For some the power of racism is needed to get everything white,"
is a good line, especially since white and wong are opposites.

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