The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	19:25:25	Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verb	Caption Monkie	18:02:57	Alternatiphized #23
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:59:00	drooled over #3
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:55:29	drooled over #32
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:47:09	drooled over #7

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This is the first time that I had to step outside the top 3 photos. I did not want to do another strip with a photo of someone on fire. The Moore family picture was number four for a while, so I decided to use that instead.

I have been wondering recently how Ashton Kutcher rose from a sit-com, to movies, to punked, to covers on all the magazines, to dating Demi Moore so quickly. I think we have an answer.

Meanwhile the webhost I just switched to decided to go down for a whole day. I am having the worst hosting luck.

I can't remember the story for the behind the horses, it might just be a story about a farmer with very large furniture.

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