  "Yes, and then I cut that f*cker's shlong off and preserved it in this jar of formaldahide. Sure, that donkey-d*cked bastard was fun to screw, but he really pissed me off!" |   
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      "I mean, I KNOW that there was a volcano errupting, but I REALLY wanted that seashell!" |   
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      "And let me tell you another thing! If that pr*ck's little rugrat here doesn't get the hang of swimming soon, I'll REALLY have to get drastic! |   
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