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Most Emailed Photos - 06/13/2004 by guyPaulo
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"Yes, and then I cut that f*cker's shlong off and preserved it in this jar of formaldahide. Sure, that donkey-d*cked bastard was fun to screw, but he really pissed me off!"

"I mean, I KNOW that there was a volcano errupting, but I REALLY wanted that seashell!"

"And let me tell you another thing! If that pr*ck's little rugrat here doesn't get the hang of swimming soon, I'll REALLY have to get drastic!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> 
<guyPaulo> I guess this one was my "Water World."

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