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Most Emailed Photos - 05/27/2004

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I tried thinking of science astrology, but nothing was working. The crowd was growing confused. "Why wasn't the President standing up now?" they were saying to themselves. I squirmed in my seat.

"I....uh....ummm....ya see....urr..."

I desperetely tried to stall for time, but the massive erection in my pants was going no where.

Having grown board in the debate while that zombie Kerry droned on and on, I made the mistake of letting my mind wander back to that faithful night after the carnival, and how Bozo had initiated me into the steamy world of gay clown-sex.

Damn. I'll always love you, Bozo.

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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