[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/08/2004 by No one in particular.
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That horse is scratching that cats shoulda.

Hmm, I dont think thats a soda.

Hey look, it's jedi master Yoda!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> Hey look it's 3 unrelated captions...
<Carol> Well, they're connected by the bad rhyme anyway ... I don't mind a good bad rhyme, but I read "shoulda" like "should a" instead of "shoulder" so I was having phonological difficulties.
<ElvisThePelvis> I read shoulda shoulder, so I guess it is 3 unrelated captions that rhyme and therefore barely meet the minimal requirements...not like I am the caption police.
<Pedro Gonzales> Oh well, everyone needs to start somewhere-
best that you stayed anonymous...
<mypalmike> C'mon, it's not bad.
<Carol> Yeh, I would consider this "pleasant harmless," I like having the chance to read those. ('Course, I realize I'm just a grouper.)
<No one in particular.> 
<No one in particular.> You regulars are always jealous when someone new comes along who is obviously more talented and a lot funnier. So please, I take your jealous insults as a compliment! Keep them coming!!
<guyPaulo> Now that's the funniest thing you've said yet! I don't mind a little show-boating if you write a good caption, but it doesn't pay to piss off the other monkies.
<Carol> (sigh) N.o.i.p., I was trying to be fair to your caption (and not discourage others), but you're on your own, behavior-wise.
<No one in particular.> Behavior wise, I am a step above most of you who prefer to insult me with child like swear words. Is that how you treat all the NEW talent (guyPaulo)? But please, like I said keep the jealous insults coming I take them as a compliment! Besides, I've read your captions and realized you wouldnt know a good line anyway.
<ElvisThePelvis> NOIP in a brilliant display of emotional intelligence decides that instead of letting other convince me that this caption was actually cool, instead chooses to insult everyone else. Excellent! A finer display of a complete lack of EQ one will not find...
<David Byrden> Even if the regulars are always jealous of new talent, jealousy does not imply new talent. Law of the Excluded Middle. I will draw you a Venn diagram if you like.
<Carol> Perceptive analysis, Elvis. I thought your initial assessment a bit harsh, and tried to give a chance to leave things on a positive note, all for naught. Oh well, live and learn.
<Carol> Whoops - I was posting at the same time as David Byrden. Don't let me interrupt the Venn-diagram-drawing! I'll be quiet now! Finally.
<Anonymous> Could be why you lost a lot of caption monkies, too. Harsh judgements.
<No one in particular.> What a stir my 'silly' little captions have caused. But I always believe in taking the high road. So, ONCE again, thank you all for the jealous insults. And being new to this 'silly' caption game, I am just glad I was accepted ny you all in such a mature way.
<Anonymous> Kind of like being back in grade school, huh?
<No one in particular.> Somewhat actually, yes.
<Anonymous> Check out how the regulars crucified some of the new caption monkies on 11-18. Funny, we don't hear from them any more.
<Anonymous-E> I so totally agree with Elvis, he so totally rocks dude.
<David Byrden> Here's the diagram:

...www.byrden.com...

<mypalmike> DB - That's freaking hilarious.
<Carol> Fun with logic.
<yoyology> Funny, I've not pictured NOIP living under a bridge and complaining about the goats upstairs before...
<guyPaulo> Let's let Byrden's joke end this whole debacle. It's proof that some of us regular monkies DO have comic talent (a nod to DB).

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