[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 200 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:52Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:51Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:50Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:49Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:48Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:47Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:45Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:44Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:43Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:42Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:41Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:40Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:39Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:38Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:37Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:36Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:34Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:33Caption #-78
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:32Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:31Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:30Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:29Caption #-84
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:28Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:27Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:26Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:24Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:22Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:21Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:20Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:18Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:17Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:17Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:15Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:14Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:13Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:12Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:11Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:10Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:09Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:08Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:07Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:06Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:05Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:04Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:03Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:02Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:01Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:00Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:59Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:58Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:57Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:56Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:55Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:54Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:53Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:52Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:51Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:50Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:49Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:48Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:47Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:45Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:44Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:41Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:39Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:38Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:37Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:34Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:33Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:32Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:30Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:29Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:27Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:26Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:25Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:24Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:23Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:22Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:21Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:20Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:19Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:18Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:17Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:16Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:15Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:14Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:13Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:12Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:11Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:10Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:09Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:08Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:07Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:06Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:05Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:04Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:03Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:02Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:01Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:00Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:59Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:58Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:57Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:56Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:55Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:53Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:52Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:51Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:48Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:45Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:44Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:43Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:42Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:41Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:40Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:39Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:38Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:37Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:36Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:35Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:34Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:33Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:32Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:31Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:30Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:29Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:28Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:27Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:26Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:25Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:24Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:23Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:22Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:21Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:20Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:19Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:18Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:17Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:16Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:15Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:14Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:13Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:12Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:11Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:10Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:09Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:08Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:07Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:06Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:05Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:04Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:03Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:02Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:01Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:00Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:59Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:58Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:57Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:56Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:55Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:54Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:53Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:52Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:51Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:50Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:47Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:46Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:45Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:44Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:41Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:40Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:38Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:36Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:35Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:34Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:33Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:32Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:31Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:30Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:29Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:28Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:26Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:25Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:24Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:23Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:22Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:21Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:20Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:19Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:18Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:17Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:16Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:15Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:15Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:13Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:12Caption #320

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post