In our secret government lab, we took a squirrel....
...and a female death row inmate...
... and mutated 'em together using the power of genetics!
It's the ultimate woman. Cute, bushy tailed, she'll chew your nuts anytime.
(Our next project is to mix gerbils and humans. No, not that way, Richard.)
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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