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My encephalitis had really gotten out of control. My brain had swolen to a bizarre size, and I was having trouble concentraiting at work. I also started drooling a lot.

In addition, my sexual function became severly impaired because of my condition. I realized that the only thing which could give me an erection were fantasies of making sweet love to big bundles of parsley while being slapped on the ass by a turnip..

I had been going to see Dr. Smith about my problem, but I stopped when I realized he was one of the Borg.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Morgus> This has a haunting degree of... believability.
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<mypalmike> Wordy and funny - the trademarks of gP.
<guyPaulo> I have a "trademark?" Does this mean that I can sue anyone who uses "Explosive Diarrhea" in a caption?
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