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Most Emailed Photos - 04/18/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Free Houses for the poor:

* six foot ceilings, four foot doors, must take in a social security widow

Government Programs from Compassionate Conservatives:

Midnight Run with Dick Cheney:

* you are poor, we chase you with guns, if you live, you get to stay on welfare

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Dodge Ball With The Royals:

* our bitch, Tony Blair, sends over spoiled royals, everyone greases up and plays dodge ball, winner gets a date with a prince

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> This would be very funny if it weren't mostly true....

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