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Most Emailed Photos - 04/11/2004 by guyPaulo
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I just hate those fat-cats at the IRS!!!

Every year, it feels like they reach inside my skull and scrape out my brain with a dull thumbnail while screaming obscenities into my ear and pinching my nuts with their free man.

Taxes suck.

If the IRS is going to continue to skull-f*ck me like this, then I'm going to have to keep up my part-time job as a pimp over a couple of Transexual Asian she-males.

BTW, anyone here want a "massage" from one of my "girls"?

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<apple juice is a verb> Skull-f*cking must be consensual if it is to happen at all.
<ElvisThePelvis> This is a new personal record for the use of the word skull-fucking on MEP.
<apple juice is a verb> talking about it will keep people from thinking it is wrong and feeling ashamed.
<ElvisThePelvis> Agreed.
<Kumiho> After all, it worked for ED.

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