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Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004 by yoyology
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Yeah, I know, she looks really hot, and you're imagining you have a chance with her.

But I'm telling you, the girl is beyond frigid.

You're gonna have to go somewhere else for
your hot monkey-lovin'.


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<guyPaulo> Great use of the second photo!
<ElvisThePelvis> I love the phrase hot monkey lovin. We are a very, excited crowd today. Where is Lauren? This is her kind of fun.
<Lauren> Alas, I was late and all the fun to be had was already had.

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