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Most Emailed Photos - 03/28/2004 by Lauren
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Let me tell you a bit about my family....

My mother is so needy, she can suck the life right out of a healthy newborn.

As if that didn't make things bad enough for us kids....

... my dad was always in a rotten mood.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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