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Most Emailed Photos - 12/11/2003 by guyPaulo
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The blasted "Rudolph" virus has spread among Windows users everywhere. The virus always appears as black stains on your computer's green board thingy.

To prevent this from spreading further, Microsoft has released this scary screen saver, in the hopes that it will frighten away the hackers.

When asked for a comment on such a poor patch, Bill Gates responded "What...Oh I don't know anything about it. We use LINUX on all company computers now."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Mort> Green board thingy?
<Lauren> Very good. I truly like this one, I do. It deserves something even better than haiku, but I don't know what, do you?
<guyPaulo> Mort- "green board thingy" means circuit board. I know its a stretch, but its all I could come up with.
<guyPaulo> How about an e.e.cummings reference? (I hope this works)
...the
..caption..
is good...
but
leaves..
still fall...

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