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Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004

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Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."

(Bathroom Mania)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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