Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."

(Bathroom Mania)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 225 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:26 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:25 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:24 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:23 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:22 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:21 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:20 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:19 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:18 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:17 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:16 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:15 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:14 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:13 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:12 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:11 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:10 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:09 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:08 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:07 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:06 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:05 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:04 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:03 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:02 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:01 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:37:00 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:59 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:58 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:57 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:56 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:55 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:54 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:53 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:52 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:51 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:50 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:49 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:49 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:47 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:46 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:45 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:44 Caption #845

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:43 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:42 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:41 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:40 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:39 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:38 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:37 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:36 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:35 Caption #-21

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:34 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:33 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:32 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:31 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:30 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:29 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:28 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:27 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:26 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:25 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:24 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:23 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:22 Caption #976

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:21 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:20 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:19 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:18 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:17 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:16 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:15 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:14 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:13 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:12 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:11 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:10 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:09 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:06 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:05 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:03 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:36:01 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:59 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:58 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:57 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:53 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:52 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:51 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:50 Caption #939

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:49 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:46 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:45 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:44 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:43 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:42 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:41 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:40 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:39 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:36 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:32 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:30 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:29 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:28 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:27 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:26 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:25 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:24 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:23 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:22 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:21 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:20 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:19 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:18 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:17 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:16 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:15 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:14 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:13 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:12 Caption #-85

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:11 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:10 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:09 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:08 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:08 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:06 Caption #875

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:05 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:04 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:03 Caption #979

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:35:00 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:59 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:57 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:55 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:54 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:53 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:52 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:48 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:47 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:46 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:40 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:39 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:38 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:36 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:34 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:33 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:32 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:29 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:28 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:27 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:26 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:25 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:23 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:21 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:20 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:18 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:17 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:13 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:12 Caption #979

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:10 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:09 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:06 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:04 Caption #872

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:03 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:34:01 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:57 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:53 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:52 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:49 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:47 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:45 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:44 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:43 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:41 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:38 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:37 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:36 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:35 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:31 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:29 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:28 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:27 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:25 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:24 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:21 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:20 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:16 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:15 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:14 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:13 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:08 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:05 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:33:00 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:59 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:58 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:57 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:55 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:54 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:51 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:49 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:48 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:47 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:46 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:45 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:44 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:43 Caption #924

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:42 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:41 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:40 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:39 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:38 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:37 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:36 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:35 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:34 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:33 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:32 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:31 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:30 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:29 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:28 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:27 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:26 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:25 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:24 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:32:23 Caption #6

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post