[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by 3Suns
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I don't have the money to spend on $10,000 kitsch paperweights.

I don't have the looks to attract throngs of nubile, scantily-clad admirers.

But I do have this cool nipple jewelry! See just like Janet! See, look, just like...

Hey, come back!
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 428 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:16Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:15Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:14Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:13Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:12Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:11Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:10Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:09Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:08Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:07Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:06Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:05Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:04Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:03Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:02Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:01Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:00Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:59Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:58Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:57Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:56Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:55Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:54Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:53Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:52Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:51Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:49Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:48Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:47Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:46Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:45Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:44Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:43Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:42Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:41Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:40Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:37Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:35Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:33Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:31Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:30Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:29Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:28Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:27Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:25Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:24Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:23Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:21Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:20Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:18Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:17Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:13Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:11Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:10Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:09Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:08Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:05Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:03Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:01Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:57Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:54Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:53Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:52Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:49Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:48Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:47Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:46Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:45Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:42Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:41Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:40Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:39Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:38Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:37Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:36Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:35Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:34Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:33Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:32Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:31Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:29Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:28Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:27Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:26Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:25Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:24Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:23Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:22Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:21Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:20Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:19Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:18Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:17Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:16Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:15Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:13Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:12Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:09Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:08Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:07Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:06Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:05Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:04Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:03Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:02Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:01Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:00Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:59Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:58Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:57Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:56Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:54Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:53Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:52Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:49Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:47Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:45Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:43Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:41Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:40Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:38Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:37Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:36Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:35Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:34Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:33Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:31Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:30Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:29Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:28Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:25Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:24Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:23Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:21Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:20Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:19Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:17Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:16Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:15Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:13Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:12Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:10Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:09Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:08Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:07Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:06Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:05Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:04Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:03Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:01Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:00Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:59Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:57Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:56Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:55Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:54Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:53Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:51Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:50Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:49Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:48Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:47Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:46Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:45Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:44Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:43Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:43Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:41Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:40Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:39Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:38Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:37Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:34Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:32Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:31Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:29Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:28Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:26Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:25Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:23Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:22Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:21Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:20Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:19Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:18Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:17Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:16Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:15Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:13Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:09Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:08Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:07Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:05Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:02Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:01Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:00Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:59Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:57Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:53Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:51Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:50Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:49Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:45Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:44Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:43Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:42Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:41Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:38Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:37Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:35Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:33Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:32Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:31Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:30Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:27Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:25Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:22Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:21Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:20Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:19Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:18Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:17Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:14Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:13Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:11Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:09Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:07Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:06Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:05Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:03Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:02Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:01Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:00Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:59Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:58Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:57Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:56Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:55Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:54Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:53Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:52Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:50Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:49Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:48Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:45Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:43Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:41Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:40Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:39Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:37Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:36Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:35Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:33Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:32Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:29Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:28Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:26Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:25Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:24Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:23Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:21Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:19Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:18Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:17Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:15Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:13Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:12Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:09Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:06Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:05Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:02Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:01Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:58Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:57Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:54Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:53Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:51Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:49Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:48Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:47Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:45Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:42Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:41Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:37Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:34Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:33Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:32Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:30Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:29Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:28Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:27Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:25Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:22Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:21Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:17Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:16Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:14Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:11Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:10Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:09Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:07Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:06Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:05Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:04Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:02Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:01Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:00Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:59Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:58Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:57Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:55Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:54Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:53Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:52Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:51Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:50Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:49Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:48Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:47Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:46Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:45Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:44Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:42Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:41Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:40Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:39Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:38Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:37Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:35Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:33Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:30Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:29Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:27Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:26Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:25Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:22Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:20Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:19Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:18Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:17Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:15Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:13Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:12Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:09Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:06Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:05Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:04Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:03Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:01Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:00Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:58Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:57Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:56Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:54Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:53Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:52Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:49Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:47Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:45Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:44Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:43Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:41Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:40Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:39Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:38Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:37Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:35Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:34Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:33Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:32Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:31Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:29Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:28Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:27Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:26Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:25Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:23Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:22Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:21Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:20Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:19Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:17Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:14Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:13Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:09Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:08Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:07Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:06Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:05Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:03Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:02Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:01Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:00Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:59Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:58Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:57Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:56Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:55Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:53Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:52Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:51Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:50Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:49Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:46Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:45Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:42Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:41Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:40Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:39Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:38Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:37Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:35Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:34Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:33Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:31Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:29Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:27Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:26Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:25Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:24Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:21Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:19Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:18Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:17Caption #204

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post