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Most Emailed Photos - 07/19/2004 by superwoman biatch
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Sam the orangutan is so frustated with life..."I am so tired of just straight animal sex. Marge here just doesn't do it for me anymore!"

"However, I love me some freaky African tribal chicks. The longer the nails the better too; they can dick them fucking bot fly larva right out!"

"Oh yeah, I would definitely tap that!"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<ElvisThePelvis> I don't know whether to be horrified or amused...I'll go with amused.
<David Byrden> Ewwwwwww

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