[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/31/2004 by Jmofwiw
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The sands of time attacked my career.

I thought I had what it took to play ball with the big boys, but I was wrong.

Lucky for me, I set aside a huge nest egg back when I was still a player.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> Yes, the clever sportsman is bolstered by the clever accountant.
<ElvisThePelvis> The first panel reminds me of a soap opera my mom used to watch..."Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives."
<mypalmike> I love the "huge nest egg" pun. Or is it technically a pun...? Anyways, it's funny.

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