Screw both you chaps. Being Prince is the best. I get to carry my soccerball-sized pocket pussy around with me and use it anywhere! Smell my finger, Jonothan. Come one! Smell it you surly bastard! (sniff) HAHAHAA! Smells like royal poo doesn't it? Don't get mad you frumpy kootchikins, or I'll have you beheaded.