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Most Emailed Photos - 04/18/2004 by guyPaulo
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Being a giant is ok, I guess. Sure, I bump my head in doorways, but I always get picked first for basketball teams.

Being Vice-President is great! I get all kinds of cool bribes, I MEAN GIFTS, from the gun lobby.

Screw both you chaps. Being Prince is the best. I get to carry my soccerball-sized pocket pussy around with me and use it anywhere!

Smell my finger, Jonothan. Come one! Smell it you surly bastard! (sniff) HAHAHAA! Smells like royal poo doesn't it? Don't get mad you frumpy kootchikins, or I'll have you beheaded.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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