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Most Emailed Photos - 05/10/2004 by guyPaulo
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This week more disturbing prison photos were released. Here we see an Iraqi man being forced to dress up in an ostrich custome and run down the street while being chased by jeering guards on motorcycles. Note the psychological torture the guard enflicts when he gives the prisoner "the finger."

Once free, prisoners describe a sort of double-vision they experience, where they see the faces of their tormentors everywhere.

"The Iraq war is BAD!!!" this monk commented. "We should all just live in harmony with nature!" Sadly, the tiger next to him was frightened by a band of chanting monks to his left, and devoured the monk seconds later. A representative for Irony couldn't be reached for comment.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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