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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/03/2003 by Luminaire
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If you adopt a pet, it is essential that you choose the right one for your lifestyle. For example, dogs require extensive training, but make loyal, sociable pets.

Cats, on the other hand, are independent animals and prefer to be alone. They prefer quieter homes, and adjust equally well to indoor and outdoor environments.

Some opt for more exotic pets, such as iguanas, ostriches, and hookers. We cannot recommend such pets, as they are extremely high-maintenance, impossible to spay, and highly susceptible to disease.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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