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Most Emailed Photos - 04/15/2004

by John "I won't dance" Ashcroft

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It would be quite an improvement of our secular society to have pets not only sit properly at the table, but to participate in the saying of grace as well.

America will ultimately be on the straight path on the day of Rapture, when the souls of the saved will rise in millions into the clouds to be with the Savior!

The damned, however, will be left behind in their nakedness, miscegenation, and intoxication.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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