[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/12/2003 by DG
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Medical X-ray: November 20, 2000

Recently released CIA documents regarding then Vice Presidential candidate Dick Cheney's "mild heart attack" of November, 2000 suggest strong links to an Al Qaeda
cell operating out of a Manhattan deli, said White House spokesman Ari Fleischer in a press conference earlier today. "It's certainly no secret that Vice President Cheney is a great lover of falafel, as well as the Arab people. But let the facts speak for themselves – an extra-large vegetarian platter, served 'on the house,' clear images of a plastic fork lodged in the Vice President's cardio-vascular system, a waiter operating under the name 'Mustafa.' You do the math." The owners of the deli were unavailable for comment.

Photo: July 4, 1951

Dick Cheney flexes his American muscle on Independence Day.
"Oh my, yes, he so enjoyed that little wrestling outfit we got him for Christmas!" recalled mother Marjorie Cheney in an interview. "Little Dick would put something inspiring by Wagner on the record player and just march around the living room for hours, reciting Nietzsche. What was that line he used to sing so often? 'For there is a salt which blends good and evil…and even the most evil thing is worthy, as it adds spice and makes everything spill over in a froth.' Something like that. His father always told him he was destined for greatness."

Photo: May 10, 1961

The prank that earned Cheney the moniker "Rubber Dickie" and brought his enrollment at Yale to an abrupt end. "It was all a bit creepy if you ask me," said a former classmate. "All of those rubber duckies floating in a baby pool with gas masks painted on them. Dick sitting in the middle of it all, splashing around. Nobody had the slightest idea what he was getting at. And that wrestling suit! Ugh!"

(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 69 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:54Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:53Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:52Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:43Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:42Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:41Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:38Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:34Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:33Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:32Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:31Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:28Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:27Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:26Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:25Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:24Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:23Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:22Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:21Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:19Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:17Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:13Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:12Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:08Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:04Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:01Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:54Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:51Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:44Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:43Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:42Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:40Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:39Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:35Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:30Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:27Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:21Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:20Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:18Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:17Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:16Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:12Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:11Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:10Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:08Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:06Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:04Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:03Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:02Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:59Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:54Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:51Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:45Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:43Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:40Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:36Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:27Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:26Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:25Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:24Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:23Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:18Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:15Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:09Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:08Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:06Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:00Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:57Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:55Caption #254

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post