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Most Emailed Photos - 12/12/2005

by Kumiho

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-*Bing* You have found a chocobo! -

Alright! Now to get out of this monster infested polygon-

"Kuuuuuuummmmmmiiiii! You said you would take out the trash!"

"Gottdam-! Leave the f**king christmas tree alone!"

"-And that officer is why I'm homeless on the streets. ...Um, no the hooker look is just that, a look, nothing more."

(AFP)

(the Candian Press)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<Kumiho> My original caption included a detailed explination of how my gameboy addiction adversely affected my proformance, but it just wans't all that funny.
<JP> It's in the hooker's walk, I think.. that her feet are pointing in two different directions.. if you'da incorporated that somehow.. Hmm.. more brainstorming is needed. Or you need to get a DS.
<Axolotl> Good one, Kitsune!
<guyPaulo> Hehe....good chocobo reference.
<Kumiho> Only in Japan, Hellbender.

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