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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/19/2005

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"So I says to the waiter:
-I did order the brown meat special!"

"But, hey!"

"I never asked for cottage cheese on the side!"

*Bada boom!*

Thankya, thankya! I'm here for another 3 years. Try the fish. Tip Dick Cheney!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<mypalmike> [Heckle]Don't quit your day job! I mean, please do![/Heckle]
<Lauren> Is that a reference to our MIA VP? Did you hear that he went in for a physical and they gave him a colonoscopy? Then they diagnosed esophagitis. Yikes! That was some colonoscopy, eh? True story.
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<JP> Waiter! Keep 'em coming!
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<0100101> Hey we gots a good crop o' captions this week! This is another chuckler
<mypalmike> I always knew Cheney was always talking out of his ass.

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