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Most Emailed Photos - 02/27/2006 by Kumiho
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When I woke up following the explosion, I knew something was wrong.

My visit to MEPtopia's premire surgeon revealed my worst fear - a S.U.N.F.L.O.W.E.R. tracking device.

With a heavy heart I detailed all of this in my report to Cheif Mort, along with my resignation letter. After all, a compromised agent is as useful as a one boobed super model.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Don't go away just because your cover is blown, Kumi. We can use you back at HQ. I happen to know that many of the monkies like to be around people who have been blown. It gives them something to aspire to...
<Kumiho> Uhh... thanks? I'm not sure I'd have used that terminology tho'... ;)

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