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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/05/2005 by mypalmike
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Agent Kumi practiced for months to prepare for the mission. She was to be lowered from a crane into enemy territory, grab the microchip, and be hauled back up.

Unfortunately, during the mission, she was detected almost immediately by the alert spies. Also unfortunate was the initial failure of the crane to pull her back up.

In hindsight, the piņata disguise, while clever, was probably a bad idea.

Agent Kumi is still recovering from the splinters she received in the ensuing mayhem.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Meta-tastic! Poor Agent Kumi...
<mypalmike> Oh, man. I didn't realize that's a dude hanging there. Sorry Kumi.
<Agent Kumi> No biggies, in real life I've been chased out of ladies' restrooms by irate korean women who have a hard time telling the gender of an androgenous American chicks.

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